Wise Words
“If I father a child, I’m not thinking
“If I father a child, I’m not thinking about VfL Wolfsburg’s squad planning.
about VfL Wolfsburg’s squad planning. I’ve got my own timetable for that.” — Maximilian Arnold.
“Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. We’re only
“Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
just beginning to build the church.” — Maximilian Arnold after six points from two games.
“Traditionally VfL Wolfsburg get nothing in Freiburg. We
“Traditionally VfL Wolfsburg get nothing in Freiburg.
joined that tradition seamlessly.” — Felix Magath after a 3–0 defeat there.
“That was a rocket start, brief and fast,
“That was a rocket start, brief and fast, but we couldn’t maintain the level of the first ninety seconds.” — Felix Magath after a 1–1 in Hamburg....
but we couldn’t maintain the level of the first ninety seconds.” — Felix Magath after a 1–1 in Hamburg.
“We’re not playing district-league football here where after...
“We’re not playing district-league football here where afterwards we grill and drink beer.” — manager Peter Pander on whether Stefan Effenberg fit the...
“We’re not playing district-league football here where afterwards we grill and drink beer.” — manager Peter Pander on whether Stefan Effenberg fit the club.
“I can’t live in Wolfsburg.” — the wife
“I can’t live in Wolfsburg.” — the wife of HSV striker Valdas Ivanauskas, who almost moved there but then didn’t....
of HSV striker Valdas Ivanauskas, who almost moved there but then didn’t.
“Wolfsburg, that isn’t even a real city.” —
“Wolfsburg, that isn’t even a real city.” — Hannover midfielder Sergio Pinto before a home match against VfL in 2011....
Hannover midfielder Sergio Pinto before a home match against VfL in 2011.
Wolfsburg meme: when the fans do not like
Wolfsburg meme: when the fans do not like the new logo....
the new logo.
WOB vs. league average
Wise Words — Update 2020–2026
"What are you looking at?
"What are you looking at? Stupid!" — Lionel
"What are you looking at?
Messi to Wout Weghorst after the 2022 World Cup quarter-final. Not Wolfsburg's own words — but thanks to a Wolfsburg player, the most famous football insult of the year.